And Finally....

After the local Churches Together meetings had concluded, the four ministers were discussing the results

The Methodist minister said, "The meetings worked out great for us! We gained two new families." The Baptist pastor said, "We did better than that! We gained three new families." The URC minister said: “That’s nothing – we gained five new families!”

And the Anglican vicar smiled in contentment. "Well, we did best of all. We got rid of our 10 biggest trouble makers.”

 A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession, even to the local shops, a few streets away from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!”