And Finally.....

A very deaf elderly man was finally fitted out with a hearing aid that really worked.  A month later his doctor called him in for a check-up. “Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.   I just sit around and listen to the conversations.   I've changed my will three times!'
 

 My minister friend put hot-air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks, took them out.   I asked him why and he confessed that they worked fine, but someone had scribbled on the dryer: "For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button."
 

Exit signs are on the way out.