And Finally...

“I like long walks, especially if they’re taken by people who annoy me.”

Several women in the church prayer group were visiting an elderly friend who was ill. After a while, as they rose to leave, they told her: “We’ll do what we can to help. We’ll keep you in our prayers.” “Thank you,” she said. “But I can do my own praying. The thing I can’t do is the dishes in the kitchen sink….”