And Finally...

More Hymns for people over 50:

Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah, I've Forgotten Where I've Parked The Car

Count Your Birthdays, Count Them One By One

Blessed Insurance

It Is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt

Knock knock:

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?

Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.